Biyernes, Agosto 30, 2013

The Unpublished Article: Checkmate

Daneal Geofth wasn’t his real name. In fact, he has no name.

Jumble the letters and eureka! You have the answer what he is and not who he is.

An angel of death? Duh.

What is this, some sort of exaggeration?

So he is a mysterious magician who bears no records at all and the world wants to know him very well. But, no one successfully did any report or any articles about this man. That’s why I interviewed him.

An article about him will pave my way to fame. I’ll be the first writer in the history publishing his biography. Because of him, I’ll be rich.

I was waiting for the end of his show at a nearby restaurant for a right timing. After his “Houdini-Houdini” performance at a circus, I approached him in the backstage as fast as I can cross the road without turning back.

Whoops! I’m being blocked by huge bodies of bouncers but Thanks God! He saw me and took me in his dressing room along with his two daring assistants.

I tried to talk to both hot chicks but with my surprise, they sounded sumo wrestlers. They were gays! My goodness! They were too talkative.

After a while, they offered me a seat in a couch and a drink.

Daneal asked me what my approach all about was.

I said “records-“

And there was a moment of silence. Daneal smiled. His assistants noticed him and they moved out of the room.

Why? He was smiling and they moved out?

I heard them from the outside locking the door and leaving us alone. There were no windows or any emergency exits for me to escape. There was no signal. The room was soundproof. Bulletproof or any “proof-proof”.

I was thinking, am I still in good hands? I don’t know him yet. My gosh, I’m hoping he’s not a maniac. Please don’t rape me Daneal.

I was so green and bad minded that time. All he does was to smile and watch me hesitating.

Suddenly, he touched my lap and suggested a game, chess, for us not to be bored during the interview.

What?! A game. Haha. I thought he was going to rape me.

So the game began. He took the white pieces and mine was black. For every move, I was throwing him a question and he was answering back. I recorded his voice replies and I got my pen and paper to jot down his responses. I was very happy that I have now his complete biography. Yes!
I also felt winning the game. I was too confident to move my queen piece to check his King. I knew I’ll win. But, he demanded to pause the game for a while. He sat back in his couch and sang a song I don’t know. His voice was so cold like a dying person.

I asked him why he is called Angel of Death. And, he replied that he delivers souls upon their death to hell or may be in heaven.

I laughed. I dared to ask him when my death is. Then it frightened me when he answered,

“Previously. You’re already dead. Why are you so reckless about your life? Why do you strive much for wealth? You think I can make you rich. You think I can make you famous. ”

“Dead? You’re such a comedian. That’s impossible. I am alive. See?”

He opened the door and we went outside.

I really am dead. There was an accident and I saw my body lying down. Now I remember I cross the road lately without noticing the noise that happened behind.

For the final move, where I’m already gone, Daneal moved his Knight piece and said,


“Checkmate”.

Biyernes, Agosto 23, 2013


Theme Song Kuno

 

Ang taong hindi lumalaki

Parang awit ni Avril Lavigne,

Here’s to never growing up.

 

Ang taong sakitin

Parang awit ni Demi Lovato,

Heart attack.

 

Ang taong tamad

Parang awit ng True faith,

Wag na lang kaya.

 

Ang taong hindi martir

Parang awit ni Taylor Swift,

We are never ever getting back together.

 

Ang taong may Identity Crisis

Parang awit ni Lady Gaga,

Born this way.

 

Ang taong naghahanap ng rason

Parang kanta ni Pink,

Just give me a reason.

 

Ang taong stick-to-one

Parang awit ng Paramore,

Still into you.

 

Ang taong mahilig maglamyerda

Parang awit ni Rihanna,

Where have you been?

 

Ang taong panget

Parang awit ni Michael Jackson,

Thriller.

 

Ang taong hindi mapakali,

Parang awit ng One Direction,

One way or another.

 

Ang taong maganda,

Parang awit ng Simple Plan,

Lie.

 

Ang taong nagbabasa ng ibang mag,

Parang awit ni Bruno Mars,


Gorilla.  

The Singing Corpse

 

So there was a ghost

 I’m unaware

The hell I care

To a stupid dare.

 

I went to the CR

To brush my hair

I looked at the mirror

I saw my nightmare.

 

I laughed at my own face

With an ugly brace.

I sung and it echoed

But with different voice case.

 

Oh! We made a nice melody.

Her voice so cold

As a December air

I can sense she’s somewhere.

 

She asked my name

As she flushed the toilet.

I waited for her

But she turned over.

 

She left me

Then I remember

No one entered the CR

No one came over.

 

I went out

I saw girl-stranger

Walking against a wall


Not in a door to enter.

Sabado, Hunyo 8, 2013

The Victim



An Engineer said thou,
I don’t know how to draw.
An actor said thou,
I don’t know how to show.

A seaman said thou,
No way, I’ll be like nemo.
An athlete said thou,
A discus I can’t even throw.

A pilot said thou,
I’m afraid working in the aero.
A rockstar said thou,
A rejected slumber in my limo.

How can I propose?!
I’m not even one of those.
A poem so verbose,
Five verses, worth pity holed-centavos.

Lonely lover, I saw
Victim of stupid cupid’s broken bow.
Poisoned with an arrow,
Killed in solitary desolation row.